This year's Cyber5150 Sexually Frustrated to the Point of Insanity Award goes to Uncle Fester Lurks.
UFL has been very cranky lately because his inflatable doll burst. He was assured when he purchased it that anyone with such a tiny dick like his does not have to worry about these types of accidents.
Unfortunately, while 'going at it' with her/him (?) he didn't remove his pocket-protector and its contents and POOF.
You can expect more of this behavior from him until he goes to www.repairmyinflatibledoll.com and purchases one of their repair kits.
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Oh! I didn't realize the depth of festering's frustrations.
Well, no wonder he's such an ass!
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